Ah, so many subjects for me to convert to my evil regime of world domination and torture. Anyways, greetings. I am President Newbie Torturer, but I am known by my friends as Al. You may call me Miss Torturer, if you like. I am an infinite number of years old and soon the world will be mine! Bow down before my power and submit to my will!

Mwahahaha.

Any attempts at running will be useless I believe

Welcome to the Critter Forum.

I think Miss Torturer needs a title as it's hard for an eggie to be intimidating

Just a suggestion.

Oh, that's a good suggestion!

Anyway, I found your missing moderator, if anyone knows what that means. She should show up again soon.

Hmmm, good nickname for a torturer eh???
well how about Whips is me? (word play on Toys R Us)
*Not good at names, can ya tell? *